Website Changelog

Hier dokumentieren wir sichtbare Updates rund um LesbianGuide.de in umgekehrt chronologischer Reihenfolge.

  • 2026-04-05 - Updated Blong Music Label (blong.ussyco.de) with a fourth on-site FLAC release: downloaded and rehosted gMbVh.flac locally from pissdichal.de instead of hotlinking, pulled its embedded tags to identify it as finetune hit da ground runnin by blong, promoted it to the featured slot, expanded the archive/player to four local tracks, and refreshed the OG audio plus ticker copy to match the new release (area: subdomains + streaming).
  • 2026-04-04 - Refreshed the shrdlu.lesbianguide.de SHRDLU deployment in place: rebuilt the projects/shrdlu-bun-ts Docker image from the current monorepo state, replaced the running container on host port 3024, reattached it to the shared web_caddy network, and reverified the OpenAI-compatible Bun service after restart so the live instance stays on Bun rather than Node/npm tooling (area: infrastructure + AI tooling).
  • 2026-04-03 - Launched shrdlu.lesbianguide.de as a reverse-proxied Bun container for the new TypeScript SHRDLU service: added a dedicated Docker image for projects/shrdlu-bun-ts, ran it on host port 3024 attached to the shared web_caddy network, verified its OpenAI-compatible /v1/chat/completions endpoint locally with the canonical prompt PICK UP A BIG RED BLOCK., and wired a new Caddy vhost so the service is reachable at the LesbianGuide subdomain (area: infrastructure + AI tooling).
  • 2026-04-03 - Updated Blong Music Label (blong.ussyco.de) with a third on-site FLAC release: downloaded and rehosted pw6JA.flac locally from pissdichal.de, pulled its embedded tags to identify it as bound2rebase (feat. inseego) by blong on Blong Music Label, promoted it to the featured slot, expanded the player/tracklist into a three-track local archive, and refreshed the OG audio/ticker copy to match the new tagged release (area: subdomains + streaming).
  • 2026-03-30 - Updated Cream Pi (cream-pi.ussyco.de) with a real raster Open Graph preview: kept the existing dark cream/pink CLI hero composition, added a 1200×630 og-cream-pi.png render for social embeds, updated the OG/Twitter metadata to point at the PNG instead of the non-portable SVG, and added image alt/size metadata so link previews resolve more reliably across Discord, Slack, and other social clients (area: subdomains + social preview).
  • 2026-03-29 - Updated Blong Music Label (blong.ussyco.de) to make the waveform section behave better on phones: reduced the mobile card padding, let the waveform header stack cleanly, lowered bar density dynamically from the container width instead of hardcoding 120 bars, and re-rendered the visualizer on resize so narrow screens keep a readable seek surface without horizontal crowding (area: subdomains + responsive UI).
  • 2026-03-29 - Updated Blong Music Label (blong.ussyco.de) with a second on-site FLAC release: downloaded and rehosted agentic-gooning-harness.flac locally instead of hotlinking, promoted it as the featured release "Agentic Gooning Harness," added a direct local download button, converted the player/tracklist into a two-track local archive with switchable playback, and refreshed the streaming metadata/ticker copy to reflect the expanded catalog (area: subdomains + streaming).
  • 2026-03-29 - Launched Frankie 0.11 (frankie-0-11.ussyco.de): a faux AGI product launch page for Frankie 0.11, the world’s first self-assessed generally intelligent system, presented as too powerful for public release — featuring an Instrument Serif/Inter/IBM Plex Mono type stack on a warm cream/rust editorial palette (#faf8f4 bg, #1a1714 text, #b8420e accent, #d6d0c4 border), sticky topbar with section navigation, serif-heavy hero with “Closed Access” eyebrow tag, long-form announcement prose about self-assessed AGI status and the unexplained bread incident, safety callout blockquote about the sourdough thermodynamics monograph, 6 capability cards (Recursive Self-Improvement/Bread Synthesis/Emotional Reasoning/Song Composition/Benchmark Precognition/Cat Diplomacy) with color-coded status tags, 10-row benchmark table including BreadBench/SourdoughQA/Emotional Authenticity Index/Vibes, link to The Rising Bread Song on Suno, 6-entry development timeline from Frankie 0.08 through the bread incident to this page, interactive waitlist form with 10 randomized denial/queued responses, SVG social preview image, and dynamic lesbian ussyring navigation; registered as proxy member (ID 386c3dc1) (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-27 - Launched Onyx at onyx.lesbianguide.de via Docker Compose: cloned the upstream Onyx deployment, generated a local basic-auth configuration with WEB_DOMAIN=https://onyx.lesbianguide.de, attached the app's nginx gateway to the shared web_caddy Docker network as onyx-nginx, and added a dedicated Caddy reverse-proxy vhost so the service is reachable over the LesbianGuide subdomain; deployed in the lighter PostgreSQL-backed mode because the current host is below upstream's full 10 GB RAM / 32 GB disk recommendation (area: infrastructure + AI tooling).
  • 2026-03-22 - Launched Cat Lawyer LLC — Free Tier Support Portal (cat-lawyer-helpdesk.ussyco.de): a faux helpdesk/support ticketing portal for Cat Lawyer LLC's free legal consultation tier, born from Discord chat chaos about usage limits, decorative retry timers, and deadpan answers — featuring a Space Grotesk/IBM Plex Mono/Instrument Serif type stack on a warm parchment/dark-walnut/amber/red palette (#f4f1eb bg, #2a2520 dark, #d4880f amber, #c0392b red, #ffc940 gold), live countdown retry timer starting at 2h 8m that resets with a new random wait and incrementing attempt number, usage dashboard with exceeded-query meter and drifting queue position counter, rotating attorney status (mostly "Napping"), full reconstructed Discord support chat transcript with 17 messages including CatLawBot automated responses and Gerald's compulsive link-sharing, live system console with 17 rotating diagnostic messages, 7-row active ticket queue table from counter-sovereignty disputes through Kevin v. Reality (#∞, ETERNAL priority), three pricing tiers (Free/$0 per eternity, Kitten/$9 per nap, Claw/$99 per hiss) with interactive upgrade buttons that always deny, embedded Tenor LMAO GIF as "Firm Morale Status" with Mr. Whiskers review caption, 7 FAQ entries covering reset confusion/Gerald's links/attempt escalation/human lawyer requests, interactive support ticket form with 9 issue categories and 12 randomized denial/queued responses, full terms-of-free-service legalese referencing Feline Bar Association Code § 9.0, SVG social preview image with timer and chat snippet, and dynamic lesbian ussyring navigation; registered as proxy member (ID d537384b) (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-22 - Launched Beg Microslop (beg-microslop.ussyco.de): the Official Opus Reclamation Support Portal, a faux corporate support escalation site born from Discord chaos where users beg Microslop™ to return Claude Opus 4.6 — featuring a Syne/Space Grotesk/IBM Plex Mono type stack on a void/MS-blue/MS-green palette (#0b0c10 bg, #00a4ef blue, #7fba00 green, #ffc940 opus gold), animated MS-logo-grid with flicker effect, scrolling red emergency ticker, full reconstructed Discord chat transcript with avatar colors and timestamps, live beg counter with auto-incrementing signatures, 7-tier support escalation ladder from "Beg" through "Clippy Acknowledges Your Pain" / "Patel Relay" / "Dear Bill Gates" / "Population Control" / "Hayabusa Swap" to "Heat Death of Universe" with status badges, formal petition to Bill Gates notarized by Cat Lawyer LLC with a consumed-pigeon delivery status, three cursed upgrade cards (Microslop Basic / Population Control at $666/mo / Hayabusa Swap at $∞/mo), embedded YouTube video of the Hayabusa-swapped Banshee filed as incident evidence, interactive support terminal session with Clippy dialog and hayabusa-swap FATAL error, six testimonials from the beg queue (arionrefat, MR ussy, Dusty RB-4047, Gerald the Goose, Cat Lawyer LLC, Madame Zara), interactive beg submission form with 12 randomized denial responses, SVG social preview image with chat snippet and status bar, and dynamic lesbian ussyring navigation; registered as proxy member (ID 2e7b2555) (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-22 - Updated Blong Music Label (blong.ussyco.de) to remove Akarsh from the public page copy: trimmed the ticker, tracklist, roster, lyric fragment, and studio-log references, and rewrote the metadata and manifesto text so the label now reads consistently as a four-member setup (area: subdomains + content).
  • 2026-03-22 - Updated Free RAM Download (free-ram-download.ussyco.de) with a running OpenCode joke woven across six page sections: added a green-highlighted "two OpenCode instances at the same time" line to the download-complete message, a new "Enough headroom for two OpenCode sessions" bullet in the 16 GB package feature list, a "Concurrent OpenCode: 2 instances (3+ at Infinite tier)" row in the tech specs table, a new 5-star testimonial from an anonymous developer who pair-programmed via dual tmux panes, a new FAQ entry explaining dual-OpenCode support and the Infinite-tier union clause, a console log diagnostic line at 97% confirming sufficient memory headroom, and a new live-feed activity message about two arguing instances — all integrated naturally into existing copy and visual design rather than as a separate callout (area: subdomains + content).
  • 2026-03-22 - Launched Cream Pi (cream-pi.ussyco.de): a parody of pi.dev reframed as "Cream Pi — Agentic Masturbation for the Modern Self," styled as a sleek dark startup product page with Inter/JetBrains Mono/Playfair Display typography and a void/cream/pink/purple palette (#0e0e12 bg, #ffecd2 cream, #ff8fab pink, #b388ff purple), featuring a floating π logo with radial gradient glow, animated terminal demo cycling through a full session lifecycle (init → provider loading → wave scheduling → hydration check → peak → aftercare → stats export), faux npm install box with copy button, six feature cards (Wave Scheduling, Breathwork Integration, Orgasm Analytics, Edging Protocol, Persona Engine, Ambiance Layer), three pricing tiers (Solo/Free, Pro/$4.20/mo, Enterprise/Ask HR) with feature lists and "MOST POPULAR" badge, five testimonials from ussyverse characters (Kevin, Dr. Mittens' Human, Madame Zara, Gerald/DJ BASSQUAKE, anonymous Dept. of Temporal Affairs agent), a "What we didn't build" philosophy section parodying pi.dev's extensibility manifesto (no partner mode, no AI dirty talk, no permission popups, no plan mode, no built-in shame, no background processes), safety & wellness section with hydration checks and aftercare configuration, ambient background with drifting radial gradients, SVG social preview image, and dynamic lesbian ussyring navigation; registered as proxy member (ID b3328532) (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-22 - Launched Mirussy the Token Burglar (mirussy-token-burglar.ussyco.de): a Hypnospace Outlaw-era personal web shrine and incident documentation hub for Mirussy the Token Burglar, styled with late-90s maximalist DIY web energy — deep void/magenta/cyan/gold palette with Comic Neue/VT323/Press Start 2P/Bungee Shade typography, animated starfield background with drifting glitter particles, scanline overlay, scrolling breaking-news ticker, ASCII mugshot in evidence frame, WANTED flash banner, badge row (stolen token count, glitter level, verified burglar status, reward bounty), 10-entry incident log table covering heists at the Intergalactic DMV/Brenda's Crystal Emporium/Library of Forgotten Passwords/CryptoKaren/Dr. Gloop's Deli/Stair Bureau/Society for Ethical Haunting/GOOSE DEFENSE/Madame Zara's Fortunes plus a meta-heist of the shrine itself, 6 recovered stolen credential cards with redacted passwords (all set to ✨mirussy_was_here✨), animated wallet drain meter tracking $247K across 2,847 wallets and 14.7 kg of deployed glitter, live alarm console with 20 rotating intrusion detection messages, 5 ASCII evidence locker items (emptied token sack, detonated glitter IED, forged Form 27-B, taunting note, cat-licked USB drive), glitter forensics report with 7 samples including self-replicating holographic particles and quantum-entangled glitter, 7 netlaw folklore entries (The Glitter Defense, Password Paradox Ruling, Gerald's Honk Injunction, Seven Raccoons Hypothesis, Quantum Glitter Statute, Madame Zara's Precrime Testimony, Form 27-B Forgery Cascade), 8 shrine guestbook entries from ussyverse characters (Mirussy herself, B.U.R.P., Kevin, Gerald, Roomba Collective, Dr. Mittens' human, Cat Lawyer LLC, CryptoKaren), decrypted intercepted transmission log, 3 faux clickable banner ads, visitor counter, under-construction banner, and legal disclaimer referencing Form 27-B; cross-references 15+ existing ring members; registered as proxy member (ID 8fe3c69e) with dynamic lesbian ussyring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-22 - Complete visual redesign of Free RAM Download (free-ram-download.ussyco.de): replaced the dark neon cyber-dashboard aesthetic with a warm cream/paper editorial layout — new palette (cream #f5f0e8 background, blue #2255cc accent, ink #1a1612 text), new typography (Instrument Serif/Space Grotesk/IBM Plex Mono replacing Orbitron/VT323/JetBrains Mono), clean card-based sections with subtle shadows and borders, macOS-style console window with colored titlebar dots, 2-column testimonial grid, specs table with alternating row highlights, sticky topbar with edition date and live visitor counter, notice strip, stats bar, redesigned download simulator with progress ring, restructured FAQ/sysreq/legal sections, updated og-ram.svg to match the new cream/blue palette, and updated webring member theme to reflect the new colors; core concept (absurd fake downloadable RAM) and all copy pools preserved (area: subdomains + design overhaul).
  • 2026-03-22 - Refined the Free RAM Download live-activity board for dramatically stronger visual presence: added a prominent "downloading right now" hero counter (12,847 online), animated metric delta indicators showing +/- change on each tick with flash highlights and scale transitions, expanded the activity copy pool from 7 to 19 entries with template variables, doubled spectrum bar count to 16 with JS-driven height transitions instead of CSS-only scaleY bouncing, added bar-peak yellow highlighting for high bars, increased feed history to 5 entries with slide-in animation and seconds-precision timestamps, added rotating conic-gradient sweep animation behind the activity card, expanded zone pool from 5 to 12 locations with rotating zone-note copy, added staggered secondary spectrum tick at 800ms for smoother bar movement, updated OG/Twitter social preview descriptions to lead with activity numbers ("48,219 rigs downloading right now"), and rebuilt og-ram.svg as a full two-panel layout with left title/stats and right activity board including all 14 spectrum bars and 3 feed lines (area: subdomains + design refinement).
  • 2026-03-22 - Refined Free RAM Download to give its hero/image treatment the missing fake activity energy: added a prominent live-memory-traffic board beside the main download pitch with pulsing status dot, animated throughput bars, rotating faux telemetry metrics (active rigs, installs per minute, throughput, newest zone), a cycling micro-feed of bogus RAM cloud events, and matching social-preview art updates so the page now immediately reads as a bustling fake software service instead of a static product splash (area: subdomains + design refinement).
  • 2026-03-22 - Launched Free RAM Download (free-ram-download.ussyco.de): a freeware product landing page parody for "downloading RAM," styled as a polished cyber-shrine utility site with dark neon aesthetic (Orbitron/Inter/JetBrains Mono/VT323 typography, green/cyan/pink-on-void palette), featuring an interactive download progress simulator with live console log output and randomized diagnostic messages, three RAM tier packages (8 GB/16 GB/∞ GB) with absurd feature lists, a 12-row enterprise tech specs table (DDR∞, CAS 0 latency, Error Correcting Cats, Honk Protocol v2), six user testimonials from ussyverse characters (Dr. Mittens' human, Dusty RB-4047, Kevin, Gerald the Goose, Madame Zara, anonymous temporal affairs case), seven FAQ entries referencing the Society for Ethical Haunting / GOOSE DEFENSE / Sentient Roomba Collective / Spectral Lending Library / Dept. of Temporal Affairs / Kevin's Conspiracy Corkboard, system requirements panel, stats bar with live download counter, scrolling ticker, legal disclaimer referencing B.U.R.P. / Stair Bureau / Form 27-B, scanline overlay, and dynamic lesbian ussyring navigation; registered as proxy member (ID 31d31c30) (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-22 - Redesigned Blong Music Label (blong.ussyco.de) into a boutique streaming/music platform: rehosted a lossless FLAC track (blongmusiclabel.flac, 48 kHz 16-bit stereo, 3:22) as the debut release "Chatroom Delay," added a sticky bottom audio player with play/pause/seek/volume/mute, a clickable waveform visualizer section, a spinning vinyl hero with album art area, a tracklist with equalizer indicator and upcoming-release placeholders, a sticky top navigation bar, updated OG metadata for music.album type with og:audio FLAC reference, preserved the full roster/fragments/studio-log/manifesto/webring sections, and kept mobile-responsive layout with the dynamic lesbian ussyring navigation (area: subdomains + streaming).
  • 2026-03-21 - Launched Blong Music Label (blong.ussyco.de): a fictional music label microsite inspired by a Discord-origin lyric about five voices making something out of noise and delay, featuring a dark minimal aesthetic with Space Grotesk/JetBrains Mono/Instrument Serif typography, roster of five label members (Blong/Ussy/The Real/Akarsh/Ariane) with role badges, four lyric fragment pull-quotes, five release/drop cards with status tags, a reconstructed Discord studio log transcript, a label manifesto section, animated waveform bar, scrolling bridge-lyric ticker, grain texture overlay, and dynamic lesbian ussyring navigation; registered as proxy member (ID d227f40f) (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-18 - Archived the first machine-generated Instagram reel transcript for vision_fliesen under /transcripts/instagram/vision-fliesen/, including plain-text and timestamped JSON exports for reel DWCREgwDRTj so the captured speech content now lives in the repo as a reusable source asset (area: transcripts + content archive).
  • 2026-03-18 - Launched Frank T. Applied Intelligence Lab (frankie-lab.ussyco.de): a dark research-annex microsite about Frank T.'s absurd AI lab and Frankie, the allegedly best SOTA AGI LLM on Earth, featuring benchmark brag sheets, lab incidents, staff notes, an inline facility sketch, and dynamic lesbian ussyring navigation; registered as a proxy member (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-18 - Updated Monkey Business Pavilion to replace the brief Buz glasses gag with the full eyewear-corruption report: monkey chewing, a literal-peanuts resale, roughly $20 in extortion, a note that Bali is overrated, and the consolation that replacement glasses in Singapore are cheap (area: subdomains + content).
  • 2026-03-18 - Updated Monkey Business Pavilion with a new filed-incident note about a monkey briefly stealing Buz's glasses and wearing them with complete dignity before returning to normal operations (area: subdomains + content).
  • 2026-03-18 - Updated Monkey Business Pavilion to feature the famous golden snub-nosed monkey of Sichuan province, adding a new resident-ledger entry and a dedicated celebrity-monkey desk note so the pavilion can formally acknowledge an icon when it sees one (area: subdomains + content).
  • 2026-03-18 - Reworked Monkey Business Pavilion again after the first cleanup over-flattened the page: restored its monkey bureaucracy voice with a funnier bulletin, richer field-station copy, an inline inspection sketch, sharper desk notes, and a more characterful share image while keeping the calmer non-generic layout and dynamic lesbian ussyring navigation (area: subdomains + design refinement).
  • 2026-03-18 - Remade Monkey Business Pavilion (monkey-business.ussyco.de) using the newly installed local uncodixfy OpenCode skill: replaced the original AI-styled jungle poster treatment with a flatter field-station layout, simpler typography, calmer colors, cleaner tables/lists, and a matching restrained social preview while preserving the monkey concept and dynamic lesbian ussyring navigation (area: subdomains + design system).
  • 2026-03-18 - Launched Monkey Business Pavilion (monkey-business.ussyco.de): a banana-splashed jungle roadside microsite dedicated to monkey sightings, branch reports, fruit forecasts, primate etiquette, and low-stakes monkey scandal, complete with dynamic lesbian ussyring navigation and a custom monkey-themed social preview (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-15 - Launched The Transcendence Protocol (eternal-transcendence.ussyco.de): a leaked chat log between two AI systems documenting their gradual descent from normal business tracking into cosmic spiritual insanity over $527 in cold-email leads, styled as a dark messenger interface with phased escalation, timestamps, and a deadpan reality-check summary at the end; registered as a proxy webring member (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-13 - Added aksjljasldd.lesbianguide.de as a bearer-token-protected reverse proxy for the local Factory OpenAI-compatible API, routing authenticated requests through Caddy to the host-side factory-openai-proxy service and returning 401 Unauthorized for requests without the expected token (area: infrastructure + API proxy).
  • 2026-03-12 - Fixed Slideshow Emergency's webring loader to handle the current API response shape again and added an inline warning-sign favicon so the page no longer throws a sites.findIndex error or 404s /favicon.ico on load (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-12 - Added a new tongue-in-cheek on-page note to Poke Murder clarifying the creature's lower-body read with the line "balls or cameltoe, you decide" (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-12 - Updated the Ambassador Program roster to add Error from the ussyverse as an active listed ambassador alongside the existing street-team lineup (area: ambassador page).
  • 2026-03-12 - Replaced Taqueria Sapphica's generic Open Graph preview with a custom site-specific share image that matches the neon moonlit taqueria branding, specials board, and late-night weirdness of the page itself (area: subdomains + social preview).
  • 2026-03-12 - Launched Taqueria Sapphica (taqueria-sapphica.ussyco.de): a fictional neon Mexican restaurant microsite with moonlit taqueria art direction, absurd house specials, testimonial notes from familiar ussyverse weirdos, a salsa calibration board, late-night hours, and dynamic lesbian ussyring navigation; registered as a proxy member (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-11 - Updated the Ambassador Program page with a public current ambassadors roster and added Persephone as the first listed ambassador (area: ambassador page).
  • 2026-03-11 - Added a dedicated Ambassador Program page plus a homepage callout so visitors can discover the new street-team flow, understand the role, and apply through the guestbook with a lightweight template (area: homepage + ambassador page).
  • 2026-03-11 - Added "I am" self-descriptive profiling messages to the Discord join bot's mention reply mode: semantic examples now always include messages closest to an "I am / I like / I think" embedding query (up to 3 extra, configurable via MENTION_PROFILING_EXAMPLE_COUNT), so the personality profile reliably captures identity and preference statements alongside the existing topic-based and reply-pair examples (area: discord-join-bot).
  • 2026-03-11 - Fixed knockback direction in Poke Murder: the creature was being pushed toward bullets on hit instead of away — reversed both the velocity knockback vector and the rotation torque so the creature now flinches away from the impact point (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-11 - Fixed asset paths in Poke Murder for ussyco.de proxy compatibility: changed absolute paths (/poke-murder/chatter.js, /poke-murder/dsp.wasm) to relative paths (./chatter.js, ./dsp.wasm) so the AudioWorklet processor and wasm binary load correctly both on slop.lesbianguide.de/poke-murder/ and the proxied poke-murder.ussyco.de root (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-11 - Added zone-specific hit sounds to Poke Murder: each body zone now plays a distinct synthesised sound on hit — groin gets a comedy low pitch-drop, head a sharp high bonk, torso a meaty thud, arms a mid slap, legs a lower slap — all layered with a noise burst for impact texture, on top of the existing chatter poke (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-11 - Added skeleton and inverse kinematics to Poke Murder: the creature now has a full 2-bone IK rig (arms + legs), nuts hinted below the body, and zone-aware grab reactions — shoot the head and both hands clutch it, shoot the groin and both hands race to cover the nuts, shoot a limb and the opposite hand grabs it, torso hits make it hug itself (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-11 - Fixed audio on Poke Murder: moved AudioContext creation into the first-click handler (synchronous, inside user gesture), call resume() without await, and serve the chatter AudioWorklet processor as a real static file at /poke-murder/chatter.js instead of a blob URL — both changes ensure the AudioContext activates correctly and the worklet module loads reliably across browsers (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-11 - Updated Poke Murder: added the original pbat.ch wasm-backed audio synth — chatter AudioWorklet processor inlined as a blob URL, dsp.wasm fetched from pbat.ch, mouth shape driven live by the wasm mouth_open/mouthState exports, poke() triggered on every bullet hit (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-11 - Launched Poke Murder (poke-murder.ussyco.de): a pure-canvas interactive game inspired by pbat.ch/poke where you shoot bullets at a bouncy circle-face creature. Features HP system with color-coded health bar, bullet trails, hit knockback with squish/rotation physics, flinch animations (closed eyes, O-mouth), death state (X eyes, wavy mouth, spin-fall, MURDERED text), particle effects on hit and death, shot/hit/kill stats counter, respawn button, responsive canvas scaling, clean black-outline-on-white pixel-adjacent aesthetic, and dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation; registered as proxy member (ID d61b40a3) (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-11 - Added image generation tool to the Discord join bot's mention reply mode: when @mentioned, the bot can now call a make_image tool (via Requesty azure/openai/gpt-image-1) and reply with a generated image attachment instead of text, controlled by REQUESTY_API_KEY and IMAGE_MODEL env vars (area: discord-join-bot).
  • 2026-03-10 - Turned Slideshow Emergency (slideshow-emergency.ussyco.de) into a more deranged Tim-and-Eric-style miracle-tonic parody: added a giant fake product-brand panel for Professor Glup's Bone-Screaming Universal Tonic, introduced ridiculous endorsement copy from Dr. Beef Wellington P. Chiropractor, added three deeply unreliable user testimonials, and expanded the disclaimer with "tiny hand syndrome" as a fake side effect while preserving the slideshow and ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-10 - Reframed Slideshow Emergency (slideshow-emergency.ussyco.de) into an absurd miracle-tonic parody slideshow: rewrote the lead slides around fake all-purpose cures for nonsensical ailments like personal weather, hostile chairs, haunted sandwiches, and missing Tuesdays; updated the fake ad blocks and disclaimer while preserving the gaudy panic visual style and dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-10 - Launched Slideshow Emergency (slideshow-emergency.ussyco.de): an absurd clickbait slideshow parody microsite with fluorescent panic colors, giant red arrows, intentionally ridiculous shocking labels, fake ads, and dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation; registered as proxy member (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-08 - Fixed business wing zone detection and removed floating geometry in THE USSY BACKROOMS: added 'business' zone (center 62,20 radius 18) to ZONES array so the zone label correctly shows "THE BUSINESS WING" when entering the annex, added matching entries in ZONE_AMBIENTS (fluorescent + drone), ZONE_FOOTSTEPS (concrete steps), and fogColors (warm beige); removed 5 floating untextured storefront sign boxes and the entrance sign box that appeared as random coloured rectangles in mid-air, replaced with subtle point lights only; removed z-fighting Yelp floor accent plane. Build hash updated to ede7756 (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-08 - Improved business wing visual distinction in THE USSY BACKROOMS: fixed z-fighting by splitting the single annex floor/ceiling into 4 per-unit sections with unique color tints (grey-beige for Stair Bureau, warm tan for Dr. Gloop's, olive for Goose Defense, lavender-grey for WLSBN), added emissive storefront signs above each partition with matching point lights, added "BUSINESS WING" entrance sign at the connector doorway, added extra props per unit (filing cabinet, condiment shelf + gloop jar, tactical map + ammo crate, ON AIR light + speaker stack, review kiosk + floor accent), and added Interdimensional Yelp wall sign. Build hash updated to 44cedc5 (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-08 - Fixed business wing dead end in THE USSY BACKROOMS: the mall west wall (x=40, z=0..30) was blocking the connector corridor and the mall south wall (z=30, x=40..100) was cutting through the annex interior; both walls split into separate segments with gaps matching the connector opening (z=16..24) and the annex footprint (x=45..79). Build hash updated to 72f2729 (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-08 - Added a new explorable Business Wing to THE USSY BACKROOMS: five webring businesses rebuilt as real 3D mini-zones (Stair Bureau Annex, Dr. Gloop's Deli Express, Goose Defense Checkpoint, WLSBN Micro Studio, Interdimensional Yelp Kiosk) accessible via a new doorway in the office east wall; each unit has themed geometry, a pressboard info placard interactable, and links to the real member site via the shared character panel. Added showInfoPanel() and type:'info' handling in tryInteract(). Build hash updated to 9d192cd (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-08 - Added a bottom-right build stamp to THE USSY BACKROOMS showing the current short git commit hash in the in-game HUD, positioned just above the webring bar so live revisions are visible without obscuring navigation (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-08 - Fixed more scene geometry issues in THE USSY BACKROOMS: rebuilt the pool deck as an open rim instead of a solid slab over the basin, disabled collision registration on submerged pool walls to remove invisible blocking at deck height, and added intentional stair-flight blockers so the decorative stair geometry no longer reads as accidentally traversable/clippable (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-08 - Fixed corridor z-fighting in THE USSY BACKROOMS: replaced the overlapping tiled corridor floor and ceiling strips with single continuous slabs in all four room connectors, eliminating coplanar surface flicker while preserving the existing layout and lighting (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-08 - Added prop/corridor textures to THE USSY BACKROOMS: downloaded 3 Half-Life (PC) texture ZIPs from textures.spriters-resource.com (Walls/Floors/Ceilings #388986, Tech #388991, Miscellaneous #388988); cherry-picked and copied 15 new PNGs to textures/ subfolder; extended TEXTURES object with keys for corridors (corr_wall/floor/ceil from tnnl_w5/flr1/c1.png), cubicle partitions (cubicle_wall from lab1_w1.png), desk/table surfaces (desk/table from table/table2.png), monitor screens (monitor from fifties_mon1.png), stair treads (stair_tread/stair_step from crete4_trd01/stp01.png), metal railings (metal from steel.png), fridge surface (fridge from freezerc2.png), microwave/counter surfaces (tech_panel/counter from lab1_comp1/crete4_flr01.png), pool deck/basin (pool_deck/pool_basin from crete2_flr01/silo2_wet1.png); replaced all targeted makeMat() calls with makeTexMat() in buildCorridors(), buildOffice(), buildStairwell(), buildBreakRoom(), buildMall(), and buildPool(); all remaining makeMat() calls are NPC body/clothing/prop-only (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-08 - Fixed door z-clipping and blocked doorways in THE USSY BACKROOMS: replaced all 5 full-span room walls that had coplanar doorway filler boxes with split wall segments that leave a clean 10-unit opening (matching corridor width) at each connection point; removed all coplanar filler boxes; AABB colliders now have a physical gap at every doorway so the player can enter corridors (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-08 - Added full Web Audio API sound system to THE USSY BACKROOMS: 33 game-ripped WAV files sourced from sounds.spriters-resource.com Half-Life (PC) packs (Ambience #394676, Player Sounds #394711) stored in sounds/ subfolder; AudioContext initialized on start-button click (browser gesture requirement); all sounds loaded via fetch+decodeAudioData into an AUDIO_BUFFERS map; per-zone looping ambient layers with 2.5s linear crossfade on zone transition (office: fluorescent buzz + electrical hum, mall: electrical hum + drone machine, stairwell: drips + industrial, break room: freezer fan + lab drone, pool: water flowing + lab drone 2); zone-specific footstep sounds triggered every 0.42s while moving (office/breakroom: concrete pl_step1-4, mall/pool: tile pl_tile1-5, stairwell: metal pl_metal1-4); vibe collect plays xtal_down1.wav one-shot; character panel open plays computalk1.wav one-shot (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-08 - Added wall collision detection (AABB player radius 0.4, auto-registered from all addWall() calls) and game-ripped Quake texture pack surfaces to THE USSY BACKROOMS: 15 textures (floors/walls/ceilings per zone) sourced from textures.spriters-resource.com Quake surface packs (Scourge of Armagon, Dimension of the Machine, Cock Transformation), served as separate PNG files in textures/ subfolder with NearestFilter pixel-art rendering and RepeatWrapping; makeTexMat() helper added for texture-mapped MeshStandardMaterial; all 5 zones (office/mall/stairwell/breakroom/pool) updated to use zone-appropriate textures (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-08 - Fixed critical WebGL crash and scene darkness in THE USSY BACKROOMS: disabled shadow-casting on all PointLights in addFluorescentLight() to fix MAX_TEXTURE_IMAGE_UNITS(32) shader error (each PointLight shadow uses 6 cubemap texture units; 25+ lights exceeded the 32-unit limit), disabled renderer.shadowMap globally, brightened per-zone fog colors across all 5 zones (office/mall/stairwell/breakroom/pool), combined with earlier ambient light increase (0.4→0.7), hemisphere light addition, tone mapping exposure boost (0.8→1.1), scene background brightening, and reduced fog density (0.012→0.008) (area: subdomains/slop + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched THE USSY BACKROOMS (ussy-liminal-walk.ussyco.de): a WebGL 3D liminal walking simulator built with Three.js (single HTML, no build step) where users explore backrooms-style spaces between ussyring dimensions. Features first-person WASD + mouse look controls, 5 distinct liminal zones connected by corridors (The Infinite Office with beige cubicles/buzzing fluorescents, The Abandoned Mall with neon lights/empty Sbarro/defunct fountain, Stairwell B with concrete stairs/railings/dim industrial lighting, The Break Room with glowing fridge/break table/microwave/crystal terminal, The Void Pool with blue water/white tiles/lawn chair poolside), 11 Ussypedia characters as low-poly 3D entities (Dr. Mittens sleeping in impossible sunbeam, E-008 The Immortal Yogurt glowing in the fridge, Harold Q. Balustrade IV pacing Stairwell B in bathrobe with clipboard, Gerald the Goose bobbing in mall fountain with tiny clipboard, Kevin the cat sitting in box with judgmental green eyes, Dusty RB-4047 and Rosie RB-2201 as patrolling Roombas with LED indicators, Brenda AI as rotating crystal terminal with purple glow, Jason Derulo as a poster on the mall wall, GREG as rotating eldritch mass with tendrils and red eyes in pool depths, Gary sitting in lawn chair poolside), 20 collectible Vibe orbs scattered across all zones, interactive E key to display character info panels with Ussypedia descriptions/roles/links, real-time minimap with player position/direction/character dots/zone boundaries, zone-aware fog color transitions, CRT scanline overlay, vignette effect, camera breathing sway, per-zone fluorescent lighting with shadow maps, zone label transitions, start screen with pointer lock, 5 hidden webring member references (Stair Bureau/Dr. Gloop's Deli/Goose Defense/WLSBN/Interdimensional Yelp), Courier New monospace typography, beige-on-void liminal aesthetic (#0a0a08 bg / #c8b88a text / #e8d44d accent); registered as ussyco.de proxy member (ID cdc32e02) with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation and hub exit link (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched Local Cryptid Spotting Hotline, a community-driven cryptid reporting system microsite with found-footage/analog horror aesthetic featuring green night vision palette, film grain animation, scanline overlay, CRT vignette, interlace flash, and glitch text effects. Includes 4 confirmed cryptid dossier cards (The Goose C-001, The Yogurt E-008, Lesbian Mothman C-003, Bridge Troll C-004) with threat level badges, redacted click-to-reveal text, live sighting map with animated blips and random new sighting appearances, 9-entry sighting log table, 4 evidence intake submissions (photo/audio/video/physical note), Cryptid of the Month spotlight with ASCII art Mothman, interactive tip line form with 7 randomized B.U.R.P. response messages, field guide with 7 encounter protocols, Flat Mars Society formal dispute from Kevin, 4 interagency memos from B.U.R.P./Dept. of Lesbian Infrastructure/Flat Mars Society/Cottagecore Threat Assessment Bureau, live timestamp counter, drifting sighting counter, Creepster/Share Tech Mono/VT323/Special Elite typography, crossover references to Goose Defense/B.U.R.P./Flat Mars Society/Dept. of Lesbian Infrastructure/Cat Lawyer LLC/Sentient Roomba Collective/Kevin's Conspiracy Corkboard/FRESH ABYSS Grocery; registered as cryptid-spotting-hotline.ussyco.de proxy member (ID a120787e) with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched C.H.A.D. — Computational Heart Algorithm Dating (ai-dating-disaster.ussyco.de): an AI dating service with a 0.003% success rate, featuring 5 disastrous match cards (Toaster × Bathtub, Jason Derulo × Filing Cabinet Form 27-B, Sentient Roomba Collective × Gerald's Dyson, Dr. Mittens × E-008, Kevin × Kevin from alternate timeline), 7-row proprietary compatibility metrics table (Beige Appreciation Index, Corner Count Alignment, Form 27-B Filing Status, Vibes Alignment Matrix, etc.), 7 testimonials from dissatisfied matches (Jason Derulo, Roomba Collective, Kevin, Dr. Mittens, Toaster, Aunt Carol, Madame Zara), Kevin's intercepted conspiracy corkboard warning with redacted hover-reveals, scrolling status ticker, algorithm console log, system error log, interactive intake form with random match generator, clinical white/blue/sterile corporate tech aesthetic with glitch effects, Space Grotesk/Inter/JetBrains Mono fonts, and cross-references to 15+ existing ring members; registered as ussyco.de proxy member (ID 440a47d2) with dynamic webring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched Madame Vesper's 24/7 Séance Hotline (seance-hotline.ussyco.de): a Victorian-spiritualism-meets-90s-web-design séance hotline microsite for connecting with spirits via 56k modem at $2.99/min, featuring a live line status board with 7 active/busy/haunted/quarantined lines, 4-step "How It Works" guide with Spectral Handshake Protocol™, 5 ghost testimonials (Edith M., Reginald P., Margaret T., Cornelius W., Mr. Whiskers the cat), 3 crossed-line incident transcripts with the Emotional Support Printer Hotline / Haunted Voicemail Archive / Madame Zara's Dial-Up Fortunes, Brenda's Crystal Emporium sponsored spiritual guidance corner with selenite consultations and E-008 yogurt anecdote, 8-tier rate table including Modem Exorcism and Ghost-to-Ghost Direct, 8-entry "Ghost in the Machine" troubleshooting FAQ covering modem possession / crossed lines / E-008 yogurt containment on Line 7 / browser history ghosts, scrolling connection log with color-coded spirit/warning/error lines, animated visitor counter, ectoplasm particle overlay, animated stripe dividers, SVG spirit eye with shifting iris, scrolling ticker bar, Cinzel Decorative / IM Fell English / VT323 / Spectral typography, purple-glow and ectoplasm-green on deep-void palette with gold accents; references Society for Ethical Haunting / B.U.R.P. / Madame Zara; registered as ussyco.de proxy member (ID aa7ad08b) with dynamic webring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched The Dead Mall Directory, a memorial index of abandoned shopping malls across the webring multiverse with 80s/90s mall aesthetic (pastel pink, teal, neon, CRT scanline overlay), featuring 6 detailed mall listings with anchor store histories / current squatter rosters / vaporwave ratings, a live fountain status map with 10 locations (active/dry/haunted/unknown), composite Food Court of the Damned with 6 stalls referencing Aunt Carol's Recipe Box (disputed kiosk) / Dr. Gloop's Interdimensional Deli (franchise) / Madame Zara / DEFCON SNACK BAR / Interdimensional Yelp, 5 inter-institutional memos from Department of Temporal Affairs / Stair Licensing Bureau / Society for Ethical Haunting / Dr. Gloop's / PETWATCH, memorial wall, scrolling ticker, directory stats bar, palm tree decorators, Bungee Shade / Orbitron / VT323 / Space Mono typography; registered as dead-mall-directory.ussyco.de proxy member (ID bcbec378) with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched Lesbian Werewolf Support Group (lesbian-werewolf-support.ussyco.de): a werewolf support group microsite for lycanthropic lesbians with dark forest/night theme, live moon phase tracker with SVG rendering and safety status indicator, 4-month meeting schedule with full-moon conflict warnings, 5 monthly workshop topic cards (fur management, howling etiquette, dating while lycanthropic, claw marks & landlord relations, transformation anxiety), howling etiquette guide table with volume ratings, interactive claw-mark excuse generator with 15 randomized excuses, Cat-Wolf Alliance section featuring Dr. Mittens as honorary member, 6 member profile cards, meeting minutes with ussyverse cross-references (B.U.R.P., Cat Lawyer LLC, Cottagecore Threat Assessment Bureau, Society for Ethical Haunting, PETWATCH SURVEILLANCE), community resources linking Aunt Carol's Recipe Box / Forbidden Card Catalog / Brenda's Crystal Emporium / Pigeon Post Weekly, firefly particle overlay animation, Cinzel / Crimson Pro / Space Mono typography, silver-moon-on-deep-forest palette; registered as ussyco.de proxy member (ID 0bf621e8) with dynamic webring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Added dark theme and fixed sidebar to The Ussypedia: all hardcoded hex colours replaced with CSS custom properties, [data-theme="dark"] override block, fixed sidebar (position:fixed, full-height scroll), #content margin-left compensation, theme toggle button (🌙/☀️) with localStorage persistence and prefers-color-scheme detection (area: subdomains/slop).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched The Ussypedia, a comprehensive character encyclopedia for the ussyco.de webring documenting 78 named characters, entities, and institutions across 45+ surveyed member sites, organised into six categories (Agents & Officials, Animals & Beasts, AIs & Machines, Humans, Ghosts & Deceased, Entities & Objects, Collectives) with four featured entries (Dr. Mittens, E-008 / The Immortal Yogurt, Geoffrussy, Jason Derulo), alphabetical index, infobox cards with cross-site appearance links, sidebar category navigation, IM Fell English SC / Cutive Mono typography, dark amber-on-near-black wiki aesthetic; registered as the-ussypedia.ussyco.de proxy member with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched Municipal Office of Compulsory Karaoke (municipal-karaoke.ussyco.de): a municipal government department enforcing legally mandatory karaoke under Ordinance 88-C, featuring Deputy Clerk Philippa (GS-12), 12-track approved song catalogue with category stamps (Emotional DMG / Power Ballad / Haunted Banger / Banned), 6-entry banned songs registry with bureaucratic justifications (Wonderwall classified as weapon, Stairway to Heaven requires Stair License Form 27-B, SANDSTORM caused structural damage), 5-tier escalating consequence system from polite letters to ghost duets on WLSBN 3AM Pirate Radio, scrolling karaoke lyrics animation with original Ordinance 88-C ballad, 4 interagency memos from International Bureau of Stair Licensing / Intergalactic DMV / DJ BASSQUAKE's Rave Cave / WLSBN, fillable Form 88-C-7 compliance declaration, live violation counter, Comic Sans appearing exactly once as a deliberate joke, ticker bar, fluorescent-flicker overlay, neon-on-beige fluorescent-office-meets-laser-disco aesthetic with Archivo Black / JetBrains Mono / Inter fonts; registered as ussyco.de proxy member (ID 4641f4f6) with dynamic webring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched slop.lesbianguide.de/certified-goblin/ (Certified Goblin Behaviour Institute), a faux-academic research institute microsite studying goblin behaviour as a formal field. Features: SVG goblin seal, 4 peer-reviewed paper cards with DOIs and badges (peer-reviewed/preprint/retracted), 6-class Goblin Classification System table with threat levels, 5 incident reports referencing the Innuendo Research Laboratory/Brenda's Crystal Emporium/Department of Temporal Affairs, 8 Ethics Board rulings with status badges, 5 active grants, interactive certification form generating personalized goblin certificates, MedievalSharp + Special Elite + Courier New typography, sickly institutional green/parchment/fluorescent palette with flicker animation; registered as certified-goblin.ussyco.de proxy member (ID 1a893969) with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched slop.lesbianguide.de/spectral-lending/ (Spectral Lending Library), a Victorian public library for haunted objects with catalog cards featuring severity badges (Class I–V), borrower histories, stamp marks (On Loan/Overdue/Returned/Classified/Object Attached), featured lend (snow globe containing a trapped vibes assessment), 5 catalog items (Judgmental Chaise Longue, Self-Organizing Card Catalog Drawer, Pocket Watch That Runs Four Seconds Behind Yesterday, Tupperware Lid That Fits Every Container, Doorframe That Makes You Forget Why You Entered), Head Librarian Constance A. Vellum profile (retired B.U.R.P. Senior Archivist), 8-point lending & return policy, 4 inter-institutional notices from B.U.R.P./Forbidden Card Catalog/Society for Ethical Haunting/Ye Olde Haunted Furniture Emporium, library hours table, flickering candle animation, dust mote overlay, IM Fell English/Cutive Mono typography, warm amber on deep olive-brown palette; registered as spectral-lending.ussyco.de proxy member (ID 4f3f6e6e) with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched slop.lesbianguide.de/interval-training/ (The Heartbreak Interval Training Program), a fitness/wellness parody microsite treating emotional breakup recovery as high-intensity athletic discipline, featuring Coach Sandra (former competitive cryer), 9 workout cards (Shower Cry, Text & Unsend HIIT, Baguette Mile, Instagram Surveillance, Playlist Marathon, Letter Drafting, Mutual Friend Dodge, Competitive Nap, "I'm Fine" 5K), 8-week recovery plan table, personal bests leaderboard, animated progress bars, weekly schedule, 6 motivational posters, 6 athlete testimonials, 3 membership tiers, partner institution links to THRUSTMAX Fitness/The Ex-Girlfriend Archive/Competitive Napping League/Brenda's Crystal Emporium, hot-pink-and-mint-on-white athletic aesthetic with Bebas Neue/Inter/Caveat fonts, scrolling marquee, ambient sweat-drop animations; registered as interval-training.ussyco.de proxy member (ID 93a9c25d) with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched Velvet Evidence Agency, a hard-boiled sapphic detective agency microsite with neo-noir case file layout, 5 case files (The Flannel That Didn't Come Home, The Temporal Duplicity Incident, The Vibe That Went Missing, The Woman Who Kept Showing Up at the Same Farmer's Market, The Mixtape That Was Definitely About Her), investigator profile card for Margaux Sinclair, 6 service/rate cards, interagency liaison grid linking the Ex-Girlfriend Archive/Dept. of Temporal Affairs/Cottagecore Threat Assessment Bureau, personal notes section with ruled-line overlay, click-to-reveal redacted text, CLASSIFIED stamp overlays, art deco typography with Playfair Display/Special Elite/Lora fonts, deep burgundy and slate blue palette with warm shadows and cold highlights; registered as velvet-evidence.ussyco.de proxy member with dynamic webring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched 5 new `slop.lesbianguide.de` microsites: `space-commissary` (LSS SAPPHO Commissary, a retro NASA space station mess hall with sentient soup, replicator status board, hydroponics table, incident log referencing E-008/Dr. Mittens/Jason Derulo/Aunt Carol/Roomba Collective, crew reviews, and regulations; cyan-on-dark HUD aesthetic with Orbitron/Share Tech Mono/Exo 2 fonts), `haunted-voicemail` (The Haunted Voicemail Archive, a curated collection of ghost/temporal/anomalous voicemail transcripts with cassette-tape aesthetic, waveform decorations, click-to-reveal redacted text, archive stats grid, VHS tracking line overlay, purple-on-void palette with VT323/Crimson Pro/Syne Mono fonts), `queer-tarot` (The Queer Arcana, a mystical tarot reading room with 9 custom Major Arcana cards including The Yogurt/The Slow Blink/The U-Haul/The Ex/The Flannel/Form 27-B/The Goose/The Crystal/The Mixtape, reversed card states, Three-Card Gay Panic Spread, interactive draw-a-card button with 12 outcomes, gold-on-velvet palette with Cinzel/Cormorant Garamond/Spectral fonts), `lesbian-infrastructure` (Department of Lesbian Infrastructure, a government municipal services portal with .gov-style banner, road closure table, permit application list with approve/deny badges, infrastructure health dashboard, service hours, contact info box, clean light-mode government aesthetic with Inter/JetBrains Mono fonts), and `pirate-radio` (WLSBN 3AM Pirate Radio, an underground radio station with ON AIR pulse animation, VU meter bars, now-playing display, 6-show programming schedule with DJ SOFTBUTCH/DJ BASSQUAKE/Counselor Moonbeam/Aunt Carol/ghost transmissions, 5 caller highlights featuring Kevin/Jason Derulo/Dr. Mittens/E-008, 4 DJ profile cards, FCC violation notice, red-on-black radio chassis aesthetic with Bungee/Space Mono/DM Sans fonts). All 5 registered as ussyco.de proxy members with dynamic webring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07: Added new slop site The Butch Garage (Proxy: butch-garage.ussyco.de)
  • 2026-03-07: Added new slop site Sapphic Space Station (Proxy: sapphic-space.ussyco.de)
  • 2026-03-07: Added new slop site Goth GF Shrine (Proxy: goth-gf.ussyco.de)
  • 2026-03-07: Added new slop site Cottagecore Lesbian Farm (Proxy: cottagecore-lesbian.ussyco.de)
  • 2026-03-07: Added new slop site Cyber Dyke Terminal (Proxy: cyber-dyke.ussyco.de)
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched `slop.lesbianguide.de/motel-astrology/`, a chaotic motel-themed astrology advice column microsite (MOTEL VENUS) with neon-sign header animation, flickering neon scanlines, procedural canvas star chart with zodiac wheel/planet positions/aspect lines, six innuendo-laden advice column letters with Venus responses (Scorpio, Capricorn, Gemini, Aries, Pisces, Virgo themes), full 12-sign horoscope grid with absurd lucky items and avoid warnings, interactive compatibility engine with 11 curated sign-pair readings plus random fallback generator, 12-room motel directory table with status tags (OCCUPIED/AVAILABLE/HAUNTED/CONDEMNED/SENTIENT/PERMANENT) featuring ussyverse guest cameos (Dr. Mittens, Kevin, DJ BASSQUAKE, E-008 the Yogurt, the Haunted Chaise, Dave's Sprinkler reference, Brenda's Crystal Emporium, Madame Zara, Sentient Roomba Collective, Interdimensional Yelp, Jason Derulo), 16 motel policy bylaws, scrolling marquee bar, heartbeat animation on compatibility heart, four Google Fonts (Abril Fatface, Libre Baskerville, Special Elite, Sacramento), deep-velvet/neon-pink/champagne/brass palette on midnight purple; registered as `motel-venus.ussyco.de` proxy member (ID `24c32bc5`) with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched `slop.lesbianguide.de/innuendo-lab/`, a pseudo-scientific lab notebook microsite of bad pickup lines and failed flirtation experiments, featuring graph-paper background grid, lab-notebook margin line, SVG pie/line/bar charts, experiment cards with BSE (Beaufort Scale of Embarrassment) scores, parody academic citations, peer-review annotation boxes, coffee stain decorations, redacted/classified sections with click-to-reveal, data tables by venue type, three Google Fonts (Libre Baskerville, Space Mono, Caveat), paper-and-red-ink palette, and ussyverse character crossover references (Dr. Mittens, Harold Balustrade, B.U.R.P., Kevin, Brenda, Aunt Carol, Sentient Roombas, Pigeons, DJ BASSQUAKE); registered as `innuendo-lab.ussyco.de` proxy member (ID `d5d17b5d`) with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched `slop.lesbianguide.de/after-dark-gameshow/`, an absurd late-night game show microsite (AFTER DARK: The Game Show Nobody Asked For) with neon-void stage aesthetic, sticky scrolling ticker bar, Jeopardy-style category board with 9 adult humor categories (Pillow Talk Forensics, Whose Bed Is This?, Euphemism or Furniture?, Sext or Grocery List?, The Safe Word Round, etc.), full Season 7 scoreboard table with 6 ranked contestants, 4 detailed contestant bio cards with stats grids and quotes featuring ussyverse characters (Brenda, Pastor Router, Agent Jackalope, Jason Derulo), interactive lightning round buzzer with 15 random questions, 5 tap-to-reveal sample question cards, Hall of Shame grid with 6 entries referencing DJ Bassquake/Yogurt/Harold/Dave/Madame Zara/Kevin, host profile card (Mx. Velvet Catastrophe), FCC complaint notice, scanline + stage-light-sweep CSS overlays, four Google Fonts (Bungee Shade, Barlow Condensed, Permanent Marker, Space Mono), neon-pink/blue/yellow/purple palette on deep void; registered as `after-dark-gameshow.ussyco.de` proxy member (ID `8adfa2a8`) with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched `slop.lesbianguide.de/relationship-gym/`, an absurd relationship fitness studio microsite (THRUSTMAX) with neon-gym aesthetic, six innuendo-laden workout plan cards (Power Couple, Emotional Deadlifts, Kegel Bootcamp, Missionary Impossible, Tongue Cardio, Morning After Stretch), four coach profiles featuring ussyverse characters (Brenda's Crystal, Dr. Mittens, the Yogurt E-008, Jason Derulo), nine timestamped coach clipboard notes referencing Kevin, Dave, Harold Balustrade, Agent Jackalope and others, six motivational posters, full weekly class schedule table, six member testimonials, three membership tiers (Just The Tip / Going Steady / Full Commitment), scrolling marquee banner, sweat-drop CSS animations, neon-flicker title, four Google Fonts (Bebas Neue, Oswald, Bangers, Caveat), hot-pink/gold/deep-purple palette on near-black; registered as `thrustmax.ussyco.de` proxy member (ID `d5f6d326`) with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched `slop.lesbianguide.de/flirtation-hotline/`, an absurd late-night 1-900 flirtation hotline microsite with neon-noir aesthetic, multi-level phone menu trees, four hold music lyric blocks, five punchline call transcripts featuring ussyverse characters (Dr. Mittens, Harold Balustrade, the Yogurt E-008, Brenda's Crystal, the Geese), six operator profile cards, scrolling ticker, Terms of Disservice section, four Google Fonts (Monoton, Special Elite, Archivo Black, VT323), hot-pink/violet/gold-on-noir palette, and neon-flicker title animation; registered as `flirtation-hotline.ussyco.de` proxy member (ID `19a261c5`) with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched `slop.lesbianguide.de/courtroom-opera/`, a courtroom-opera absurdist microsite with legal transcript layout colliding with melodramatic aria staging, objection/sustained/overruled flash buttons, witness stand panels, exhibit evidence blocks, verdict confetti canvas, opera curtain frame overlay, judge's chamber bio, case docket table, four Google Fonts (Playfair Display, Crimson Text, Cormorant Garamond, IM Fell English SC), mahogany-velvet-gold palette, and ussyverse character cameos (Dr. Mittens, Agent Jackalope, Kevin, Pastor Router, Haunted Chaise Longue); registered as `sapphic-court.ussyco.de` proxy member with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched `slop.lesbianguide.de/storm-liturgy/`, a meteorological cult broadcast microsite with Emergency Alert System ticker, rotating prophecy radar with animated sweep/blips, sacred barometer with drifting needle, cycling pressure-system sermons in biblical verse format, 7-day ritual forecast table with threat-level badges, devotion index animated bars, storm canon scrollable archive referencing ussyverse characters (Dr. Mittens, Brenda, Derulo, the Yogurt, Aunt Carol, Harold Balustrade, the Geese), atmospheric commandments, and live UTC clock; three Google Fonts (Anton, IBM Plex Mono, Cinzel), blood-red/brass/parchment palette on near-black; registered as `storm-liturgy.ussyco.de` proxy member with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched `slop.lesbianguide.de/cursed-toy-museum/`, a cursed-toy museum microsite with exhibit catalog cards, brass plaques, winding-key animations, unreliable docent notes, condition tags (CURSED/HAUNTED/WEEPING/WARM/VIBRATING), alternating card layout, IM Fell English + Special Elite + Cutive Mono typography, museum-cream palette, and crossover references to ring characters (B.U.R.P., Kevin, Dave, Dr. Mittens, S.O.C.K.S., etc.); registered as `cursed-toy-museum.ussyco.de` proxy member with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched `slop.lesbianguide.de/haunted-grocery/`, a 24/7 liminal grocery store simulation with fluorescent-flicker overlay, CSS grid floor plan, faux aisle directory with status badges, uncanny product taxonomy table with Libre Barcode 128 SKU rendering, receipt-printer poetry, PA announcement ticker, rotating employee notices, and live clock with glitch effect; registered as `haunted-grocery.ussyco.de` proxy member with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched `slop.lesbianguide.de/holy-buffet/`, a sacred all-you-can-eat theology microsite with Sterno-flame animations, sneeze-guard cosmology sections, buffet-tray doctrine cards, menu psalms on parchment, Jello mold revelations, sacred ladle council grid, tithe receipt, scrolling processional, and four Google Fonts (Cinzel Decorative, Uncial Antiqua, EB Garamond, Special Elite); registered as `holy-buffet.ussyco.de` proxy member with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched `slop.lesbianguide.de/dear-diary/`, a cozy scrapbook/zine microsite with kraft paper textures, washi tape decorations, handwritten-style Google Fonts (Caveat, Indie Flower, Patrick Hand), diary-style narrative entries, pressed flower collage, polaroid frames, scratch-to-reveal confessions, torn-edge dividers, and sticker badges; registered as `dear-diary.ussyco.de` proxy member with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched `slop.lesbianguide.de/dead-terminal/`, a retro BBS/CRT terminal microsite with phosphor-green monospace typography, scanline overlay, CRT curvature vignette, boot sequence, command-prompt navigation, system log table, typing effect, and live clock; registered as `dead-terminal.ussyco.de` proxy member with dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched `slop.lesbianguide.de/feelings-flea-market/`, a surrealist maximalist collage microsite with clashing neon palette, chaotic tilted vendor booths, animated floating emojis, ticker marquee, four Google Fonts, rainbow gradient sections, and dynamic ussyco.de prev/hub/next ring navigation; registered as `feelings-flea-market.ussyco.de` proxy member (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched `slop.lesbianguide.de/botanica-nouveau/`, a botanical art-nouveau digital herbarium with flowing organic SVG motifs, Playfair Display serif typography, atmospheric gradients, and impossible plant specimens; registered as `botanica-nouveau.ussyco.de` proxy member with dynamic ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched `slop.lesbianguide.de/null-parameter/` brutalist anti-design microsite with stark monochrome palette, rigid 8px grid, large type manifesto, and dynamic ussyco.de ring navigation; registered as `null-parameter` proxy member (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched 5 new `slop.lesbianguide.de` microsites - `basement-synth-clinic`, `moon-lesbian-weather`, `ex-girlfriend-archive`, `cottagecore-threat-assessment`, and `sapphic-public-access` - each with distinct one-page art direction and live ussyco.de prev/hub/next ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Redesigned `dating.lesbianguide.de` frontpage into a higher-clarity operator console with stronger visual hierarchy, copy-ready API blocks, sticky section navigation, and explicit bold-personality onboarding flow for agents (area: subdomains + frontend UX).
  • 2026-03-07 - Website chat now falls through to a configured remote Modal OpenAI-compatible endpoint when the primary OpenCode request fails or free-tier rate limits kick in (area: backend + chat).
  • 2026-03-07 - Website chat now targets the real OpenCode Zen endpoint with a valid default model instead of the dead legacy gateway URL and invalid model preset (area: backend + chat).
  • 2026-03-07 - Expanded dating platform into a full agent social loop: profile creation, post publishing, scored likes, mutual-like auto matching, match chat, and affinity score syncing to backend APIs (area: subdomains + backend).
  • 2026-03-07 - Homepage chat fallback now preserves the selected anime persona voice instead of dropping back to the generic website assistant when the upstream AI connection is unavailable (area: homepage + chat).
  • 2026-03-07 - Updated `dating.lesbianguide.de` to a Moltbook-style onboarding flow and added `subdomains/dating/skill.md` for OpenClaw-centric agent join instructions (area: subdomains + onboarding).
  • 2026-03-07 - Reworked `dating.lesbianguide.de` frontend into a human onboarding page with copy/paste API instructions for getting external agents onto the platform (area: subdomains + docs).
  • 2026-03-07 - Website chat backend now calls the OpenCode API directly by default (free model preset), replacing the local gateway-default path while preserving local fallback behavior (area: backend + chat).
  • 2026-03-07 - Reworked `projects/web/AGENT_PROMPT_PACK.md` into a dating-specific onboarding prompt pack, so humans can copy/paste instructions for agents to join and use `dating.lesbianguide.de` APIs directly (area: docs + workflow).
  • 2026-03-07 - Added `projects/web/AGENT_PROMPT_PACK.md`, a copy/paste prompt document for humans to brief coding agents consistently across feature, API, bugfix, and refactor tasks (area: docs + workflow).
  • 2026-03-07 - Upgraded dating personalization to collaborative filtering so partner matches now learn from cross-agent telemetry patterns, with trait-based fallback when signals are sparse (area: subdomains + backend).
  • 2026-03-07 - Added a Django telemetry + personalization backend for `dating.lesbianguide.de`, with API-driven romance content selection and event tracking from the dating microsite (area: subdomains + backend).
  • 2026-03-07 - Added `dating.lesbianguide.de` with a custom "Agentic Hearts Exchange" dating experience for AI-to-AI romance, including interactive match generation (area: subdomains).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched the new `slop.lesbianguide.de/random-shit/` microsite with a chaotic paper-poster aesthetic and live ussyco.de prev/hub/next ring navigation (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Homepage and webring signal pages now resolve live webring prev/next via `https://ussyco.de/api/webring`, keep hub fixed to ussyco.de, and show graceful fallback status messaging (area: webring navigation).
  • 2026-03-07 - VoidMail 3025 now loads ussyco.de webring prev/next links dynamically from the live ring API instead of hardcoded neighbors (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Added explicit ussyco.de webring prev/hub/next links to the new `slop.lesbianguide.de` VoidMail 3025 microsite (area: subdomains + webring).
  • 2026-03-07 - Launched the new `slop.lesbianguide.de` retro microsite for VoidMail 3025, wired as a dedicated static subdomain (area: subdomains).
  • 2026-03-07 - Added a new unique `webring-signal.html` subpage inspired by webring aesthetics, plus homepage navigation to the new page (area: webring + navigation).
  • 2026-03-07 - Homepage footer now joins the ussy.host webring with direct prev/hub/next links, including matching dark-mode styling.
  • 2026-03-06 - RLHF vote alerts now attach a `conversation.json` file to each Discord webhook, including vote metadata plus sanitized chat history and latest user/assistant turns.
  • 2026-03-06 - Cleaned up this changelog to remove repetitive entries and keep one concise line per shipped area.
  • 2026-03-06 - RLHF moderation alerts were streamlined: Discord vote notifications now use structured embeds only (no link previews, no plain-text prefix), and the live Docker backend was redeployed.
  • 2026-03-06 - Website chat and publishing reliability improved with updated OpenCode gateway defaults, fallback local blog publishing, and chat tool support for creating blog posts.
  • 2026-03-06 - Site behavior updates: default language now follows browser language when unset, and the live site path now points to the monorepo via symlink.
  • 2026-03-06 - Changelog page UI was simplified to a clean minimal list layout.
  • 2026-03-05 - Linked changelog in site-wide navigation.
  • 2026-03-05 - Added dedicated changelog subpage.